Jesteś studentem architektury, gdy...

Kościanka

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- potrafisz przeżyć bez jedzenia, snu, światła dziennego i widzenia innych
ludzi, ale chcesz popełnić samobójstwo kiedy ploter nie działa

Zgadzam się z tym w zupełności Very Happy

Co prawda nie miałam jeszcze przyjemności plotowania czegokolwiek, ale mam podobną reakcję kiedy mi kartonu braknie, albo rozsmaruję sobie tusz na kalce i muszę wszystko od nowa przerysowywać Very Happy

Paulina

Ludzie nie narzekamy, nie mamy tak źle:) mimo ze zapach kawy juz nie wystarcza, zawsze mozna sie pocieszyc ze juz za niedługo zaczna sie wspolne projektyxD byleby sie dobrze dobracxD

kubat4

W orginale po angielsku:
You know you're an architecture student when...

...you know the janitors by name.

...your roommates say "good morning," and you reply "good night."

...you carry a toothbrush in your backpack.

...someone asks you for your phone number and you give them the studios.

...you start paying rent for your desk space in studio.

...You total up 3 meals of the day to your breakfast.

...'Red Bull' is you favorite drink.

...all of the Christmas gifts you give are wrapped in butter paper

...you ask Santa Clause for architecture supplies.

...you ask Santa Clause for a sleeping bag.

...after all of your expenses, you can't afford to pay attention

...you have 3 or more cups of double shot coffee espressos in one night

...you hear the same song on the radio 3 or more times in one night.

... You know the different taste between UHU and Pritt glue

... You can stay alive without sunlight, communicate with people nor having foods but you would commit suicide if the plotter doesn't plot your work out

...construction workers are already working.

...You've lost your house key and u realized week later

...you sleep more than 16 hrs at weekends

...u dance, cry or laugh madly at 3 am though u aren't drunk

... You are an expert and Photoshop, illustrator and auto cad
but u don't know how to use MS excel

...you spend more time in studio than in your own bed.

...your parents are complaining that you're not having enough fun.

...you only leave studio to buy supplies.

...you haven't taken a shower in a week.

...you see showering as a waste of time.

...when you do shower you brush your teeth in there to save time.

...you've ever dreamt about your models.

...you've had cad dreams.

...upon hearing 'supermodel', you think of a nicely crafted-foam/card model.

...your parents have more of a social life than you.

...your 14-year-old brother has more of a social life than you.

...you consider using broccoli for your models.

...you have already used cheese for your models.

...you know all the 24-hour food places in the area.

...your friends get more sleep in one night than you do in one week.

...the streetlights turn off.

..You consider 3AM an early night.

...everything you eat comes in single serving baggies.

...smoking sounds appealing.

...you're out on Friday nights in studio.

...the only building on campus with its lights on is your studios'.

...you say "It's only midnight- I have plenty of time to finish."

...you confuse sunrise with sunset.

...you ask what time it is, then ask "AM or PM?"

...you strangle your roommate because she said she stayed up late studying.

...your Friday night is 68 hours long.

...you know how much a cubic foot of concrete weighs (150lbs).

...you slice your finger, and the first thing you think of is if you'll be able to finish your model.

...you understand why architects have glasses and white hair.

...You call some great architects as if they are you friends.
err... Frank... Tadao.

...you swear there are only 120 people at DIT.

...you know all of these are true, no exaggerations.

...you can listen to all your CD's in one night.

...certain songs remind you of studio.

...you change the style of music to country coz u r fed up with POP

...Sister's favorite brand names are Prada DNKY etc... But yours are
Mastex, Staedtler, pentel, rotring (does not apply to boobies!)

...you dare not to have a gf/bf coz no one can accept for what u are

...you can conceptually compose the food on your plate.

...you think the 'Weekender' happens every weekend.

...upon hearing 'Weekends' you think of sleep.

...the 'Shop Cafe' closes when you arrive, and reopens before you leave studio.

...you have to wait for breakfast shops to open.

...you go to the food shop, and order the "usual", and they understand.

...you use architecture tools to eat.

Gość

..You consider 3AM an early night.

dla mnie to raczej późne popołudnie, wieczór to się zaczął przed chwilą (u mnie 5:18 AM) a ja sobie siedze i budownictwo oraz projektowanie wstępne robie Smile

kurcze nie pamiętam juz kiedy ostatnio poszedlem spac wczesniej niz 2 w nocy Mr. Green

nader

""..when you do shower you brush your teeth in there to save time.
""

heh to czasami prawda LOL

Barnaba

gutka

odnośnie do studenta architektury
wybieram się na przebieraną imprezę. Temat przewodni: geeks and nerds. Czyli ludzie ześwirowani na jakimś punkcie. No i teraz: jak może wyglądać świr-architekt? Zastanawiałam się nad wzięciem pianki modelarskiej, kalki, ekierek i linijki.. ale jakoś mnie to nie przekonuje. Jakieś pomysły? Smile

Bao

...you can conceptually compose the food on your plate.
ta, dobra kompozycja zawsze sie liczy Very Happy

Barnaba

cookie

a to w podobnym klimacie z jakze zajebistej grupy na fb "I don't need sex - the school of architecture fucks me all the time"

If you are architecture students you've probably experienced:
-the taste of wood glue
-changes in your vocabulary: homework to project, ball to sphere, etc
-you don't understand how somebody can spend less than $20 at the supplies store
-you hate people telling you "go to sleep" or "do you still have a lot of work?"
-your friends and you don't have the same concept of work "oh, well do it right before class"
-you've slept more than 20 straight hours on weekends
-you can easily discuss with authority the effects of caffeine on different drinks
-no matter the effort you put in a project, somebody will always say “why don’t you add this?" or "why don’t you change this here" or “i think that…but…yeah, its ok"
-you’ve heard all your ipod songs in a week
-you aren’t seen in public without bags under your eyes
-whenever you get invited somewhere, it is followed by "or do you have a lot of homework"
-you’ll dance ymca with a choreography without a drop of alcohol in your system
-you write down a quick message with rapidographs, lead holders, markers and ink
-you constantly make up excuses for courses that are not design related why you didn’t do your work
-you have more pictures of landscapes and places than of people
-your worst nightmare consists of not finishing a project
-someone once called you "lazy" and you wanted them murdered
-you can live without human contact, sunlight, food, but if your plotter’s ink runs out… chaos!!!
-when somebody lends you a Bic pen you look down at it
-you don’t care about sports cars, your favorite car is the one where you can put in your model and your huge computer
-you design spectacular things without the idea of the cost
-you have the modern mark: a blister in your palm’s hand for the constant use of your mouse
-everybody tells you how they admire your work, “but there is no money for it?
-you’ve gained the ability to sleep in whatever surface: pencils, keyboards, backpacks, your studio mates, food, etc
-you always have the idea that your project will always be recognized
-when you finally have free time to go out you keep thinking “who was the idiot that designed the restaurant’s bathroom? “who designed this menu or “who designed this [chair, table, lighting, fork, etc]?
-you've been at many sunrises, yet you've never seen one
-you need to read all this in a facebook group to realize how weird your life is

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top 10 reasons why to date an architect:

1. all night long, all night strong.
2. we are damn good with our hands.
3. if we can commit to chipboard, relationships should be easy.
4. you should see the things we errect.
5. use to doing things over and over again.
6. finishing early never happenes.
7. we know the true meaning of interpretation
8. creative positioning.
9. work well in groups
10. entry and passage are always exciting.

2,5,6 mocne:D